We will accept returns if a mistake was made on our side (which will likely never happen).
All items must be returned within 30 days and must be unused and unworn. They also cannot be tampered with or damaged by a cat, dog, turtle, goat, dragon, or any other mythical creature or odor.
Trust us, we'll know.
If the worst has happened and you'd like to do a return, please send us an email at firstname.lastname@example.org